Let's be honest, I only have this because I wanted spider-man on my blog'



If I like your post it probably means I’m on my phone and I can’t block it right now but I sure will later.


additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

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Ulp…No—no—not here—

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I dont know why but i really hate when people use terms of endearment on this site. It’s freaky. Call me an asshole or a bitch not sweetie or honey and I swear if I see another person use ‘nonnie’ I will rip your hands off so you cant type

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woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever


      Because I’m pretty sure that every minute of every day, you’ve been stuck in a lab right beside me. At the academy, at Sci-Ops, this plane - you’ve been beside me the whole damn time.

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"The Margaery Tyrell who walks into the sept a fortnight from now will inspire a thousand songs. How sad it will be if she’s wearing rubbish like that."


#homeboy was literally busting out of that shirt






Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

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50 Favorite Songs in No Order (#5)→ The Bells of Notre Dame; The Hunchback of Notre Dame
"And Frollo gave the child a cruel name. A name that means half-formed, Quasimodo. Now, here is a riddle to guess if you can, sing the bells of Notre Dame. Who is the monster and who is the man?"



This video might be the most clever way to raise money for dogs in need, because all you need to do is watch it.

"Just by watching these puppies, you’re raising money for dogs in need," says the narrator in the video above. "You see, if a video goes viral, YouTube shares the money they made from advertising with whoever made the video, and in this case, every dollar we earn will go toward feeding, treating and finding homes for dogs who haven’t been as lucky as us."

The video comes from The Pedigree Adoption Drive, and ends by imploring viewers to share because the more views received, the more money will be raised.

So share this video. You know, for the dogs.

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what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like

"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"

and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes

"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"

and then in the aftermath someone’s like

"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"

and it just keeps going through the whole movie

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You can’t come out of drama school and think, ‘It’s all going to be amazing.’ You have to expect to work in a bar for at least five years and be a waitress for maybe two!

[SALVATION]  listen.  look at me, what have i become? i am lost; i was once a gentleman.-

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